What have we learned in 2,066 years. Obama should read this.
What have we learned in 2,066 years below are word of Cicero written 2066 years ago.
“The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled,
public debt should be reduced,
the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled,
and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed ...
This is not what I thought ‘Service’ meant.
I became confused when I heard the word “Service” used with these agencies:
Internal Revenue ‘Service’
U.S. Postal ‘Service’
Cable TV ‘Service’
Civil ‘Service’
State, City, County & Public ‘Service’
Customer ‘Service’
This ...
Tonsils vs Circumcision.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day.
The first kid leans over and asks,
“What are you in here for?”
The second kid says, “I’m getting my tonsils out, and I’m afraid.”
The ...
F.Y.I. – Senior Citizen Discount research by Hannelore.
This is from one of my personal friends:
I’M PASSING THIS ALONG. HOPE IT’S TRUE, SINCE MOST OF US CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT…………….
As I was waiting in line behind an older gentleman at Wendy’s recently, I heard him ask for his senior discount. The girl at ...
Check for Alzheimer’s – Pretty Amazing.
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University Take your time and see if you can
read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This ...
Chinese Jokes
1)How do you blindfold a chinese guy?
Dental floss.
2)An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.
The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66.
He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.
The ...
How to electrify your relationship?
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon.
Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road.
The woman said, “Sweetheart, let’s do the same thing we did here forty years ago.”
The ...
How do you know a arab is lying?
1) How do you know a arab is lying?
His lips are moving.
2)How do you disable arab missiles?
Cut the rubber bands.
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Old People are More Fun than Young People!
A story I’ll tell of a burglar bold
Who started to rob a house;
He opened the window, and then crept in
As quiet as a mouse.
He looked around for a place to hide,
‘Till the folks were all asleep,
Then said he, “With their money
I’ll take a quiet sneak.”
So under the bed ...
Irish Jokes Just like Irish Drunks on St Patrick Day AWESOME!
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, ‘Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!’
Miraculously, ...
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