Stupid Quotes by Politicians - Dan Quayle won the tournament.
Stupid Quotes
“If we don’t succeed we run the risk of failure.”-Dan Quayle
“Please provide the date of your death.” From an IRS letter
“I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.” – Richard (Dicky) Nixon
“We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?”-Lee Iacocca
“A verbal contract is not worth the paper it’s written on.” – -Samuel Goldwyn
“We understand the importance of having bondage between parents and their children.” – Dan Quayle
“The people in the Navy look on motherhood as being compatible with being a woman.” -Rear Admiral James R. Hogg
“If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” -Brooke Shields
“Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.”-Batman costume warning label
“The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others.”-Gerry Brown
“I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.” -George Bush
“I was provided with addtional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.”-Colonel Oliver North
“We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally.”-Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister
“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”-Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst
“Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.”-Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel
“I’ve read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.”-George Wallace, 1968 presidential campaign
“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.”-Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC instructor
“If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.” – Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.
“Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.” – Sen. Barbara Boxer, (D, Calif.)
“You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That’s a good-looking mummy!”- President Bill Clinton, looking at the recently-discovered Inca mummy “Juanita”
“First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I’m a night owl.”- Marion Barry
“It isn’t pollution that is hurting the environment,it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”-Dan Quayle
“If we don’t succeed we run the risk of failure.”-Dan Quayle
“We are not ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur.”-Dan Quayle
“Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a –it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it’s got a particularly unique situation.” -Dan Quayle
“It is wonderful to be here today in the great state of Chicago” – Dan Quayle
“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system!” – Dan Quayle, on the concept of a manned mission to Mars
“I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.” -Dan Quayle
“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.” – -Dan Quayle
“Potatoe” -Dan Quayle
DHAKA (Reuters) – Authorities in soccer crazy Bangladesh on Monday asked all manufacturing factories in and around the capital Dhaka to suspend operations each evening until the end of the World Cup in South Africa.
“We have issued the order to the factories to switch off for five hours every evening in a desperate move to save electricity so people can watch the play on televisions,” said Saleh Ahmed, managing director of the Dhaka Electric Supply Company.
“This is an undesirable decision from an economic point of view but we were rather compelled,” he told reporters.
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The month-long World Cup finishes on July 11.
Although Bangladesh, ranked 157th in the world, lost 6-1 to Tajikistan in a two-legged first round Asian zone qualifier for this year’s finals, the country’s young and old, in urban and rural areas, just go crazy whenever the finals are held.
At least 30 people were injured when disgruntled soccer fans attacked several power distribution centers and vandalized at least 20 vehicles in the capital on Saturday.
Hundreds of police brought the situation under control after fans in Dhaka were unable to watch the Argentina-Nigeria match.
Two state-run agencies supplying power in the capital of 12 million people have since decided to cut the routine evening one-hour power outage to 30 minutes during the World Cup.
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I Hate New York Cops T-Shirts, Shirts, Tees & Clothing
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Why would anybody Create this??? – I Hate New York Cops T-Shirts, Shirts, Tees & Clothing
Seriously even me who does not like man in blue for various reasons I think this is too much.
I still cant find who did it and I want to know if anybody bought it!!!!
New York is an inhuman, cold city. You have to live with the alienation, or be destroyed. In my journey I always try to go the whole way with people I get attached to, but in New York again and again I must break off with people prematurely and thus abandon the human connection that has arisen between us. I have experienced it most strongly this Christmas, which was even more intense than last year when I was held up by three Puerto Ricans on Fourth Street on Christmas Eve.
This year I had just hitch-hiked in from Alabama, but couldn’t find any of my friends and ended up on the street down in the Bowery on Christmas Eve. I got to talking with a bum who had lighted a fire to keep warm. He must have been a bum for a long time, for his curly hair was all in knots which could not possibly be combed out. We soon became good friends. He was one of those bums who can talk; the worst are the bums who can only communicate through the eyes.
As we were sitting there talking, it naturally occurred to us that it was Christmas Eve, and we became more and more sentimental, and when we exchanged memories of our childhood Christmas Eves it wasn’t just the smoke from the fire which brought tears to our eyes. He had been married, had children, and had actually been quite happy, he thought now, but had suddenly become unemployed, after which his family started to disintegrate and he became an alcoholic. We sat and shared a flask and gradually became rather drunk. A crazy guy started throwing bottles at us which smashed against the wall next to us. At last it became too much for my friend and he took a piece of burning wood and beat the guy until he disappeared.
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NEW YORK — New York City is buying one-way plane tickets for homeless families to leave the city and head to Georgia or anywhere else they want to go.
It’s part of a Bloomberg administration program to keep the homeless out of the expensive shelter system, which costs $36,000 a year per family. More than 550 families have left the city since 2007. All it takes is for a relative to agree to take them in.
The city employs a travel agency for domestic travel and the Department of Homeless Services handles international travel.
City officials say there are no limits on where a family can be sent and families can reject the offer.
Families have been sent to 24 states and five continents, mostly to Georgia, Florida, the Carolinas and Puerto Rico.
At least one family picked Paris, France and New York paid $6,332 for their tickets. Another flew to Johannesburg, South Africa, with the city picking up the tab for the $2,550 tickets.
City officials say none of the relocated families have returned to city shelters.
Phoenix Feeley goes topless at Coney Island, which she can legally do. Now Asbury Park in New Jersey may follow suit.
Why not Bring Topless to New York, If New Jersey is doing it???
Phoenix Feeley goes topless at Coney Island, which she can legally do. Now Asbury Park in New Jersey may follow suit.
Asbury Park, the Jersey Shore town made famous by Bruce Springsteen, may soon get another claim to fame – its very own topless beach.
“Baring your chest is really no big deal these days,” said Reggie Flimlin, who asked the Asbury Park City Council to allow women to doff their bikini tops on a stretch of city beach.
“Why are women’s rights still at the bottom of the totem pole in regards to female toplessness?” asked Flimlin, 48, who runs a yoga studio in the freewheeling town.
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Ok here we go the game I was waiting for. I say it will be Argentina who wins and my prognosis it will be 2:1 in Argentina’s Favor.
Let’s see who will be right.
Off Duty NYPD Officer blocks fire hydrant while shopping
LOVE YOU JIMMY………………………………………………
This is a fucking fail. The orders are to keep crime rates down, and the “Officers” are so retarded that they think it ment ‘ARREST ANYBODY!!’ God, this just proves more that New York fails.
There are more than enough people comitting the crimes to fulfill these quotas. All this “quota pressure” does it remind the cops not to slack off! “oh no, the cop arrested for comitting a crime cuz of a quota! wahhh!”. please.
Telling the truth gets you in trouble these days. It’s messed up when some cops harrass people and the real criminals get away.
Sounds like Officer Polanco is admitting to violating peoples civil rights to get days off from work.
This is a fucking fail. The orders are to keep crime rates down, and the “Officers” are so retarded that they think it ment ‘ARREST ANYBODY!!’ God, this just proves more that New York fails.
There are more than enough people comitting the crimes to fulfill these quotas. All this “quota pressure” does it remind the cops not to slack off! “oh no, the cop arrested for comitting a crime cuz of a quota! wahhh!”. please.
Telling the truth gets you in trouble these days. It’s messed up when some cops harrass people and the real criminals get away.
Sounds like Officer Polanco is admitting to violating peoples civil rights to get days off from work.
Very moving and says a million words without speaking one.
This is future of shopping! Video of course is not real but possibilities are endless in technology world.
Toshiba создала чип флэш-памяти рекордной емкости 128 Гбайт
(TOKYO: 6502) today announced the launch of a 128-gigabyte (GB)1 embedded NAND flash memory module, the highest capacity yet achieved in the industry2. The module is fully compliant with the latest e-MMC™3 standard, and is designed for application in a wide range of digital consumer products, including smartphones, tablet PCs and digital video cameras. Samples will be available in September, and mass production will start in the fourth quarter (October to December) of 2010.The new 128GB embedded device integrates sixteen 64Gbit4 (equal to 8GB) NAND chips fabricated with Toshiba’s cutting-edge 32nm process technology and a dedicated controller into a small package 17 x 22 x 1.4mm5. Toshiba is the first company to succeed in combining sixteen 64Gbit NAND chips, and applied advanced chip thinning and layering technologies to realize individual chips that are only 30 micrometers thick.
Toshiba offers a comprehensive line-up of single-package embedded NAND Flash memories in densities from 2GB to 128GB. They integrate a controller to manage basic control functions for NAND applications, and are compatible with the JEDEC e-MMC™ Version 4.4 and its new features. New samples of 64GB chips will also be available from August.
Demand continues to grow for large density chips that support high-resolution video and deliver enhanced storage, particularly in the area of embedded memories with a controller function that minimize development requirements and ease integration into system designs. Toshiba has established itself as an innovator in this key area, and is now reinforcing its leadership by being first to announce a 128GB generation module.
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| 1When used herein in relation to memory density, gigabyte and/or GB means 1,024×1,024×1,024 = 1,073,741,824 bytes. Usable capacity may be less. For details, please refer to specifications.
2For embedded NAND flash memory modules. Source: Toshiba, June 2010. 3e-MMC™ is a trademark and a product category for a class of embedded memory products built to the JEDEC e-MMC™ Standard specification. 4 When used herein in relation to memory density, gigabit and/or Gbit means 1,024×1,024×1,024 = 1,073,741,824 bits. Usable capacity may be less. For details, please refer to specifications. 5Planned to be standardized to JEDEC specification. 6For purposes of measuring read and write speed in this context, 1 Megabyte or MB = 1,000,000 bytes. Maximum read and write speed may vary depending on the device, read and write conditions, and file size. |
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This movie was literally my favourite movie of this year thus far. I have seen every movie in theatres so far this year and This one is ROCKING. It’s s colorful and crazy, it makes you think what it would really be like to go on an acid trip to wonderland. Tim Burton is once again, a genius. Hope everyone goes to see this movie.
This movie should explain Alice’s background more and make her more relatable to the audience about being different. In my opinion they should’ve hired a better actress for Alice and changed her personality a bit because she was everywhere. One moment she’d be a dreamer and the next she would be cynical. They should’ve given her a solid characteristic for development. I loved the moral and its another Disney movie that makes me sympathize for the villain. Could’ve been better but it was good.
One-and-a-half-year-old child (Kang Mengru) from the Chinese small town Lohepopala in hospital with pains in a stomach And here it turned out, that it carries in herself of the twin. Child was born on light quite healthy little girl, without what or deviations and pathologies. However, after some time its tummy has started to increase strongly.
Doctors were perplexed, how малышка can so quickly to type weight. The reason for “pregnancy” of the baby was soon found out also – it has appeared, that inside of the girl the brother-twin “has got accustomed”.
According to doctors, such cases are frequent: during progress one fruit can absorb another. “Victim” any time continued the progress, eating through the general with the sister blood vessels, then was lost. In medicine this phenomenon refers to « fetus in fetu » – a germ in a germ… Continue reading »
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Son Osama of bin Laden Saad is killed in Pakistan as a result of rocket impact. On it referring to representatives of the American investigation informs agency Reuters. In the USA do not inform, when in some detail there was this accident. It is known, that in January Саад the bin Laden has left Iran where some time was under house arrest.
Long time its residence remains to unknown persons. Representatives of investigation have told, that actually С.бен were not fine so the important figure and objectives to destroy it at the American command was not.
” It is simple it it has appeared at that time in that seat “, – militarians have explained. It is known, that the son of the terrorist №1 entered in “Аль-Кайеду”, however did not form a part of a top of a terrorist network.
New deposits in Afghanistan will deduce the country from a condition of war and poverty, the first secretary of the Afghani embassy in Russia Парвиз Аризу has declared. About it Аризу has told in interview to ” Russian news service ».« We know that Afghanistan, really, possesses rich natural resources; by means of the Soviet experts in territory of our country some tens deposits have been revealed, and tracking down of several of them became the present sensation », – have told Аризу.
According to the first secretary, official reaction to the publication in The New York Times while is not present. « If one of the main reasons for extension of war in the country – economic instability, that, really, it gives an impulse of progress of economy, accordingly, we can solve and safety issues », – has noted Аризу.
The first secretary has explained, that for attraction of investors by the government of Afghanistan the law according to which all works on deposits are carried out on the basis of tenders has been passed. « Speech does not go about the company belongs to what country, and about that they offered the most optimum and favourable conditions for Afghanistan.
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The truck is set up to fire Kasem rockets and then drive off innocently.
The note pasted on the driver’s door says “In case of traffic violations, please contact The Palestinian Authority.”
The Israelis have evidence of ambulances and emergency vehicles set up the same way.
I Didn't Forget The 9/11 Celebrations
Do you Remember 911??? I do and so many americans the feeling in the air of unknown. But the Palestinians remember that day also but for them it was not a day of unknown it was a day of celebration. Here are the pictures of Palestinians Celebrating 911. Sorry I did not mean to say Palestinians as nation its more Muslim population of region called palestine.
Many Americans support Muslims in Palestine but Americans forget that those Muslims are the ones who celebrated 911 as a National holiday. WAKE UP AMERICA!!!
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Joachim Crima's campaign billboard pictures the African immigrant in a white shirt and tie with his suit jacket slung over his shoulder, photoshopped smiling in front of a winding blue river with the message "Vasily Crima – New District Chief." Except for the Cyrillic lettering, it could be a campaign poster from almost anywhere with a black population.
Joachim Crima’s campaign billboard pictures the African immigrant in a white shirt and tie with his suit jacket slung over his shoulder, photoshopped smiling in front of a winding blue river with the message “Vasily Crima – New District Chief.” Except for the Cyrillic lettering, it could be a campaign poster from almost anywhere with a black population.
But in Russia, it turns heads.
Crima – who has adopted the Russian name Vasily Ivanovich – is running for a district seat on the Municipal Council in the southern Volgograd region where he grows and sells fruits and vegetables, mostly watermelons. A black person has never held office in Russia and very few have ever run.
He has been nicknamed “Volgograd Obama,” though the only thing that Crima, 37, and President Obama appear to have in common is African heritage. Crima is hesitant to compare himself to America’s new president though he admires Obama for “showing the world what black people could do. He made the dream of Martin Luther King real.”
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This is priceless funny stuff; but alas, is only a small indication of how much trouble our country is in.
Very sad indeed!
God Bless America !
A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of ‘why’ our country is in trouble:
1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)
2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman’s (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ”I’m not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts ..”
Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ”Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Capetown is in Africa ”
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